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Boo: A childhood hero.
BATMAN because I always thought if he were real he would beat up all the kids that were mean to me.
What if Bruce Wayne is actually in Arkham the whole time and Batman is just a delusion he has. All of his ‘villains’ are the orderlies and doctors who work there.
“Poison Ivy” is the nurse who sedates him when he gets out of control
“Two-Face” is an abusive orderly who acts nice when the doctors are around and then beats up the patients when their backs are turned
“Riddler” is a therapist who asks him questions that he has a hard time answering
“Mad Hatter” is a hypnotherapist who Bruce is convinced is trying to brainwash him
and of course his arch-nemesis..
“Dr. Joe Car” and his assistant “Dr. Harleen Quinzel” see Bruce as their top patient, both desperately trying to bring the man back to sanity, and Batman will fight with all he has to protect gotham from “Joker” and “Harley Quinn”
Wow.
Tumblr. You’ve done it again.
Gimme THIS movie
And his parents really did get murdered in front of him when he was a child. That would explain a lot.
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if you see an injured bird on the ground, give it a knife and train it to fight
ah, the famous ‘batman’ approach to wildlife rehabilitation
Honestly, my goal in life is just to be a very warm person. I want to be as loving and as kind as I can be.